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Katie Smith
Stage Name: The Bat
Role: Female Lead Vocals, tambourine masochist
Day Job: Community Relations Coordinator
Favorite Color: Drake blue
Favorite Movie: Bourne Triology, Ones that make me laugh ‘til it hurts
What's on her iPod? Arianna's Lament
What's under her kilt? Looong legs
Quote: "I'm kind of a big deal. People know me."
Accelerant of choice: Lemon-lime Gatorade
Ride: Mrs. Bitchy
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Ben Lehl
Stage Name: Bingo
Role: Male Lead Vocals, beat box, funkinator, occasional guitar
Day Job: Emissary from Subspace
Favorite Color: Funky Purple
Favorite Movie: Crossroads (the one with Britney Spears
What's on his iPod? Ben Lehl Group
What's under his kilt? Another kilt
Quote: "PBBTT BH BH PBBTT BH BH PBBTT BH BH PBBTT"
Accelerant of choice: Grape Koolaid
Ride: Monkee-mobile
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Craig Olson
Stage Name: The Craig Machine
Role: Rhythm guitarist, harmonica-ist, vocalist, tubist, cubist
Day Job: Rock In Prevention
Favorite Color: Blonde
Favorite Movie: "This Is Spinal Tap" (That's one louder, right?)
What's on his iPod? Roger Clyne & the Peacemakers
What's under his kilt? chaps (warm, fuzzy ones)
Quote: "I know you do."
Accelerant of choice: Jack Daniels
Ride: AMC Gremlin
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Tim Helgeson
Stage Name: Timmy Quick Lumber
Role: Drummer/Vocalist/Feedback Suppreser
Day Job: Food Taster to the Indigent
Favorite Color: Orange with a hint of gravy
Favorite Movie: The one with the harsh language and the adult situations
What's on his iPod? Your text messages
What's under his kilt? Ear Protection
Quote: "Let's let our ears do the talking"
Accelerant of choice: Templeton Rye
Ride: Honda Nighthawk
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Frank Karasinski
Stage Name: Frank-n-furter-steiner-lager-feld
Role: Guitar Module (Midrange Funk Generator)
Day Job: Integration Specialist
Favorite Color: Brunette
Favorite Movie: The Sopranos
What's on his iPod? iDon't know
What's under his kilt? artificial fur and fuzzy dice
Quote: "I hear a rest there."
Accelerant of choice: Cologne
Ride: Yellow Pontiac Firebird (Yellowbird)
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Ron Carson
Stage Name: More-Ron
Role: Spurious Low Frequency Generator (bass)
Day Job: New Age Talk Radio Host
Favorite Color: Tidy Bowl Blue
Favorite Movie: "The Bi-Polar Express"
What's on his iPod? What's an iPod?
What's under his kilt? Depends. Who wants to know?
Quote: "If Moses could part the seas, why did he need to build an ark?"
Accelerant of choice: Paint thinner
Ride: Zamboni
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